Birthday Quotes

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.

“Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional”

Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

Without birthdays we wouldn’t know how much makeup to put on in the morning.

Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday’.

Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.

Age is a number and mine is unlisted.

Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.

We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.

There is still no cure for the common birthday.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years experience.

Your birthday is a special time to celebrate the gift of ‘you’ to the world.

For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.

The Best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

birthdays are milestones through out life

When another birthday comes around keep telling your self that you are one year wiser, not older.

People think old is the opposite of young, but really it’s the same. Whether you’re one or one hundred, someone still changes your diapers and feeds you out of a soft spoon. And either way, you still need help walking around and have no teeth.