Alice in Wonderland Quotes
Alice and her father:”am i going mad?”
“sigh… i’m afraid so.. you’ve gone completely bonkers”
“We’re all mad here.”
“Curiouser and curiouser.” -Alice
“Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end: then stop.” -The King of Hearts
“I can’t explain myself, I’m afraid, Sir, because I’m not myself, you see.” -Alice
“Oh my ears and whiskers, how late it’s getting!” -White Rabbit
“It takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that!”
-The Red Queen
“I’m late, I’m late, I’m late, for a very important date!” -White Rabbit
The Mad Hatter: There is a place. Like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger! Some say to survive it: You need to be as mad as a hatter.
[picks up his hat]
The Mad Hatter: Which luckily I am.
The Red Queen: Off with their heads!
The Red Queen: I need a pig here!
[Live pig is slid under her feet]
The Red Queen: I love a warm pig belly for my aching feet.
The March Hare: You’re all late for tea!
The Mad Hatter: What a regrettably large head you have. I would very much like to hat it. I use to hat The White Queen, you know. Her head was so small.
The Red Queen: It’s tiny. It’s a pimple of a head.
Stayne – Knave of Hearts: If you’re hiding her, you will lose your heads.
The Mad Hatter: [as Stayn clutches his throat]
The Mad Hatter: Already lost them.
The Mad Hatter: Have I gone mad?
[Alice checks Hatter's temperature]
Alice Kingsley: I’m afraid so. You’re entirely bonkers. But I’ll tell you a secret. All the best people are.
The Mad Hatter: I’m investigating things that begin with the letter M.
The Mad Hatter: [to Alice] You used to be much more…”muchier.” You’ve lost your muchness.
Cheshire Cat: Goodbye, sweet hat.
The Red Queen: You’re right, Stayn. It is far better to be feared than loved.
The Mad Hatter: Have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk?
Stayne – Knave of Hearts: We’re looking for the girl called, Alice.
The Mad Hatter: Speaking of the Queen, here’s a little song we used to sing in her honor:
The Mad Hatter, Dormouse, The March Hare: “Twinkle twinkle little bat, how I wonder where you’re at. Up…”
Stayne – Knave of Hearts: [Wraps arm around Hatter's throat] If you’re hiding her you’ll lose your heads.
The Mad Hatter: *Already lost them.* All together now!
The Mad Hatter, Dormouse, The March Hare: “Up above the world you fly, like a tea tray in the sky. Twinkle twinkle”
Alice Kingsley: This is impossible.
The Mad Hatter: Only if you believe it is.
The Red Queen: How would you like to have your head hacked off?
The Mad Hatter: [chuckles]
The Red Queen: Stop that.
Alice Kingsley: Sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
Charles Kingsleigh: You’re mad, bonkers, off your head! But I’ll tell you a secret: All the best people are.
The Mad Hatter: When that day comes I shall futterwacken… vigorously.
The Mad Hatter: Your carriage, my lady.
Alice Kingsley: A hat?
The Mad Hatter: Of course. Anyone can go by horse or rail, but the absolute best way to travel is by hat. Have I made a rhyme?
Alice Kingsley: Sometimes I believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
The Mad Hatter: Why is it you’re always too small or too tall?
The Red Queen: My dear girl, anyone with a head that large is welcome in my court. Someone find her some clothes, use the curtains if you must, but clothe this enormous girl.
Lady Ascot: Do you know what I fear most?
Alice Kingsley: The decline of the aristocracy?
Lady Ascot: Ugly grandchildren.
Alice Kingsley: I try to believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast. Count them, Alice. One, there are drinks that make you shrink. Two, there are foods that make you grow. Three, animals can talk. Four, cats can disappear. Five, there is a place called Underland. Six, I can slay the Jabberwocky.
Alice Kingsley: Hatter, why *is* a raven like a writing desk?
The Mad Hatter: I haven’t the slightest idea.
Cheshire Cat: All this talk of blood and slaying has put me off my tea.
Stayne – Knave of Hearts: Well, if it isn’t my favorite trio… of lunatics.
Stayne – Knave of Hearts: You’re all mad.
The March Hare: Thanks very much.
The Mad Hatter: Down with the bloody Red Queen!
Alice Kingsley: I *make* the path!
The Mad Hatter: What is the hatter with me?
The Red Queen: Never mind him. He’s mad.
The Mad Hatter: Yes, yes-but you would have to be half-mad to dream me up.
The Mad Hatter: You could stay.
Alice Kingsley: What an idea. What a mad, crazy, wonderful idea.